Knew this guy was around, had heard about him,  
but never got around to reading him until now.  
All has changed thanks to audiobooks dot com  
and long boring drives to companies in this area 
where I fight against the banks by teaching English.  
No, no, it’s cool. Send no money, relax. 
Thinking. Even trying not to think 
takes time. Time comes down, comes 
tick-tick-ticking, bong-bonging on the hour 
and seems placidly set to go on forever, maybe  
even beyond: tick-tick. Bong.  
Silence. 
Stars will still shine when you are dead 
having sent out their incontinent pulses of light 
when your great-great grandaddy, equipped 
with the coarse peculiar clothing of the time was doing 
something shameful behind that hedge. 
It’s all right. The stars see nothing. 
They are supremely self-absorbed, 
they are galactical Hindus. 
There is us and then there is everyone else 
ran the cosy accepted Japanese view 
before Murakami drove a truck through it. 
He should be arrested like Julian Assange 
for this blatant display of sad soiled linen 
(in which ordinary people come out looking pretty good.) 
The thing about Japan you need to know is that 
everything works, but you don’t know how it works, 
and you’re not encouraged to ask: the buses and trains 
run perfectly, so do all the shops and services, 
as the government strains to produce consumer heaven 
pointing at all the pink and yellow balloons in the sky 
while sitting on the lid of a seething stink-ridden cesspit 
of foul forbidden secrets. Ho, ho, says Murakami. 
I love the casual way he goes about it. 
He plays a subtle game with Japanese society,  
setting up a number of running parallel stories 
about everyday life in very flat and easy, almost bland language.  
But then the stories becomes stranger, more menacing,  
and the themes coalesce. The manically suppressed  
secrets of a wound-up anal-retentive nation spill out, 
blinking in the light, crouching, eyes darting for the exits, 
but by now all the doors are closed. Nobody else in Japan  
dares to, or can even think about doing this.
 
